Wednesday, August 25, 2010

You know what sucks?!

Vampires SUCK!!


Yes i'm talking about the upcoming movie. & you know what I think? This movie was probably directed by a whole crew of people who has been trying to find a way to stop this whole vampire madness! or in a not so nice way, HATES VAMPIRES AND THINK THEY SUCK! From Twilight to Vampire Diaries ! Even i can't seem to handle it ! Doesn't help much that, i've a hardcore Edward Cullen fan as my sister!!


But of course it isn't for their hate of the the whole vampire Hoo-Haa that they've created the movie! ( Yeah Right! ) Vampire Suck , comes from the same directors that brough all of you
' Disaster Movie ' and ' Meet the Spartans '



And if you haven't watched those to, please do run away and hide back to your corner! xD
Because they're both super hilarious , do watch if you get a chance to ! Also If you love
' Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4 ' you prolly won't regret watching this too! :D





Plot of the movie: Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys in this comic spoof of teen angst, romance and vampire flicks Becca Cranne moves to Sporks to live with her clueless father, Frank, after her mother starts an affair with Tiger Woods. She is quickly befriended by many students at her new high school, but she is intrigued by the mysterious and aloof Edward SULLEN, who complexes her during their time in biology. Later, Becca is nearly struck by a van in the school parking lot. Edward inexplicably moves from several feet away and stops the vehicle ....yada yada should i add on anymore, it's the spoilers and you don't have to watch it already :p

Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Diedrich Bader.

SO it really is pretty obvious. Scratch that, i mean Darn-Straight-in-your-face obvious that the movie is an 80mins spoof of the oh so famous and awesome movie of all times 'Twilight' (oh please sense the sacarsm haha ) Oh and of course, people like Tiger Woods got pulled in as well! I wonder why they never thought of putting in a spoof of Justin Bieber HAH!

Oh yes, the only yummy thing in Twilight is....

Jacob Black! *swoons*

Watch him turn into....




Thats a spoof of course, not really him! thank goodness! :p

One picture made you laugh eh? Wait till you watched the movie. In the meantime, just check the trailer out. You'll be begging for more! Best watched with Vampire Lovers! I'm definitely watching this with my sister ! LOL Good brain washing idea aye :p



John said...

u havent watch the movie oh? i can tell you it is a piece of crab.

Venessa ♥♥ said...

Haha seriously? :p ah well, i'll watch it anws! hehe

AMber said...

i dont intend to watch the movie though :X not my kind of movie..hahas..& like tarnish twilight's reputation leh..not that i am a hardcore fan la but i just dont like spoofs of shows i guess :)

Mabel Low said...

I haven't watched it either.. but the trailer is hilarious! XD Still deciding whether it's worth RM10+ or not.. :S

HitoMi Ng said...

eee, they imitate every single thing in twilight

Venessa ♥♥ said...

Amber : I actually prefer to watch these sorta movies when they air it on TV for free aft it gets old. DOnt know how worth it , it wil be.

Mabel : Haha ya, honestly it's funny! but u get bored aft too many of such shows :p

Hitomi : yaaa i know right! haha u like twilight?? :p

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